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Queen Bitch
Created on 2009-10-25 04:23:03 (#23574572), last updated 2010-01-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Courtney Alice Shayne |
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Bio"We never ever eat at lunch period. Do you understand me? If for some damn good reason we did we would never ever eat out of a brown paper bag. I don't care if there's a four star fucking culinary masterpiece in there. Get rid of it."
"Don't think we're anorexic or something. We're not. That's reserved for the Karen Carpenter table. We're not stupid. We eat and we eat well. We just don't eat in public. Well, at school at least. We don't want people judging us by what we eat. It gives them ammo and the only ones with ammo are us. I mean food's cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live. But the mere act of eating invokes thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection. I wouldn't be caught dead eating a greasy pizza. Not even in front of the ultra special students, the deaf, dumb and the blind, because on some terrifying level they're associating that greasy pizza with your shiny face. A zit, a blackhead, a cluster of pores. It's just another vexing stress that we don't need."
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"Don't think we're anorexic or something. We're not. That's reserved for the Karen Carpenter table. We're not stupid. We eat and we eat well. We just don't eat in public. Well, at school at least. We don't want people judging us by what we eat. It gives them ammo and the only ones with ammo are us. I mean food's cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live. But the mere act of eating invokes thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection. I wouldn't be caught dead eating a greasy pizza. Not even in front of the ultra special students, the deaf, dumb and the blind, because on some terrifying level they're associating that greasy pizza with your shiny face. A zit, a blackhead, a cluster of pores. It's just another vexing stress that we don't need."
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